DreadPirateCat

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I love cats, movies, video games, TV shows (not reality shows), learning on my own, the internet, good food, honey and being lazy. Also using the depressed/deadpan face -.-

Quotes:

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by an inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfold to success... Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything ~ Nikola Tesla

...you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security for the cowardly whelps have not the courage otherwise to defend what they get by knavery.
They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage. —Captain Samuel Bellamy


“Why? That's what they all asked me. Why him... why Starscream? Why, of all the Decepticons, did I decide to revitalize the one whose record of deceit and betrayal is legend? Because I'm an idiot, that's why!” —Megatron on Starscream, "Total War!"

“He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.” —Aristotle

"Relative to its size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal." —House

"Technology isn't intrinsically good or evil, its how its used, like the death ray!" —Professor Fansworth

"Amor Vincit Omnia" —Virgil

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." —Oliver Wendell Holmes

and last but not least

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." —Anonymous